The crazy old guy in the wheelchair got someone to paint the yard of the neighbor that dressed up like him on halloween with the word f**k. The
neighbor had to remove their grass on the front yard and put new grass in. The crazy old guy in a wheelchair put the neighbors inflatable holiday decorations
in a sexually suggestive position as a joke.
Tracy “All I Do Is Party” Jones
I really like Trace Jones as a radio personality on Cincinnati’s AM station 700WLW but being his neighbor is getting old! All the guy does is have huge parties with loud music, strippers, liquor, clowns and local celebrities! It is hard enough to come home in my luxurious apartment in Bellevue, KY but walking by strippers and clowns just to get to my door is ridiculous.
Just the other day he had a huge party with strippers from Brass Ass. The music, giggling and laughing was so loud I had to go to my other house in Indian Hill!
Is there no justice?
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Clevon’s A-Plenty Part II
So ever since these fricking retarded hillbillies moved in, they’ve been a pain in the ass. Their kids use my fence like a back stop, and expect me to act like a human Ball-return. When I got fed up, and told them to stop their BS, all of a sudden I’m the bad guy. Then while we were out, one of the tards came into my yard, dropped their lighter by mistake, and left my gas grill on. What amazes me, is yet when we caught them, we were still the bad guys, for not accepting their breaking our fence, and coming into our yard. When we called their landlord, then they started talking smack, which of course irritated the living shit out of me. It’s one thing to be a pain in the ass neighbor, but to act like a bunch of high school drop outs, who have no jobs, er wait… To act like a bunch of losers… No wait that’s not right either. To act like a bunch of retards that were taken to the monkey house and shown how to act like people, and failed, is an annoyance I can’t accept. So I called their landlord again, for the umpteenth time. Sure it might seem petty, and sure it might seem like they’re sucking the life out of me, but the fun part for me is when I called code enforcement about how they have 11 people living in a 2 bedroom apartment. With any luck, I’ll have them all removed. Here’s another picture of the Clevon’s out in their natural habitat. You can see the elder ape behind Captain Ass-crack. They say pictures are worth a thousand words. I’m hoping I win an I-pad 2, as a way of making up for living next to this gaggle of fail.




